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>           The Top 15 Odd Side Effects of Hurricanes
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>15> Anti-terrorist cruise missile blown off course "just happens"
>    to land on Ken Starr.
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>14> Drop in barometric pressure causes unexpected Viagra failure
>    and results in a sudden surge in Trans Am purchases.
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>13> In Florida, howling of winds drowns out howling from Kennedy
>    Compound.
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>12> Same $100 million hurricane damage in the Carolinas only costs
>    $23.89 dollars in Alabama.
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>11> Employees at the Olean factory have no problem with orders to
>    evacuate immediately.
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>10> Pamela Anderson experiences whiplash as breasts fly in opposite
>    directions.
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> 9> Jesse Helms actually observed leaning slightly to the left.
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> 8> South Carolinians can now projectile-vomit over 430 feet!
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> 7> Drop in barometric pressure causes girl-scout cookies to swell
>    so large that they're temporarily worth six bucks a box.
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> 6> Inexplicable changes in Al Roker's magnetic field.
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> 5> Sudden shortage of Springer guests, as incest and promiscuity
>    take a back seat to gettin' the ol' trailer right-side up again.
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> 4> Headlines with the word "blow", but no mention whatsoever of
>    Monica.
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> 3> Pre-storm rush allows supermarkets to finally get rid of old
>    stock of Spam and Zima.
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> 2> Earl the plywood salesman starts tippin' fives at the topless
>    club.
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>    and Top5's Number 1 Odd Side Effect of Hurricanes...
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>> 1> White House interns get time off while the President drops
>    his pants and lets nature take its course.
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