TOTALLY STUPID STUFF:

TOP TEN PAPERS REJECTED BY THE AMERICAN METEOROLOGICAL SOCIETY FOR PRESENTATION AT THE 18TH CONFERENCE ON SEVERE LOCAL STORMS (SAN FRANCISCO - FEB 96):

10. Tornadoes: Do They Suck or Do They Blow? Some Notes on the Classic Arguement.

09. The Wet Microburst in American Society.

08. "My Doppler is Bigger" - The Broadcast Media and Severe Weather Coverage in the Southern Plains.

07. Downstream Tornado Debris and the U.S. Mail: Unfair Competition?

06. Mobile Homes as Strange Attractors - Some New Evidence of Mysterious Superadiabatic Thermodynamic Advective Processes.

05. Unauthorized Photos of Helen Hunt from the Set of "TWISTER."

04. "I Fill Balloons" - A Day in the Life of a NOAA GS-3.

03. Panhandle Envy: Geofreudian Bias Among Forecasters in the Convective Outlook.

02. "Would you Like to Look at My Probe?" - The Mobile Mesonet and Courtship Rituals Among Storm Chasers.

01. "We Saw a REALLY BIG Tornado!" - Some Non-Quantitative Field Observations From VORTEX 1995.



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